Funny Best Man Toasts

The Wedding Toast by the Best Man has to live up to high expectations and the addition of something funny is sure to liven up the wedding. Here are ideas for some funny wedding toasts that will never fail to please:

1. Here's to the bride for choosing (Groom's name). I tried to tell her all about him and she is still brave enough to be going ahead with it.

2. Here's to the groom for displaying his good sense in choosing a wife as lovely as (Bride's name) and asking me to be his Best Man.

3. Ladies and Gentlemen, let's raise our glasses. Here's to all my friends, the groomsmen. May your glasses be always full.

4. Here's to all the lovely bridesmaids. You all looked stunning today. And now that I have made my compliment, you can thank me by leaving your phone numbers.

5. Here's to the lovely couple. May your wedding days be few and your anniversaries many.

6. To our wives and lovers . . . may they never meet!

7. Here's to the bride and the groom. May he always forget and she always forgive.

8. And before we raise a toast to the groom, one last piece of advice, always remember the three magic words: "You're right dear".

9. To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage ...Here's to good sense of humor and a short memory!

10. Ladies and Gentlemen, let's raise our glasses to the beautiful bride. May Lord bless her with courage to tolerate her husband's snoring.